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Frauke was conceived in a lagerhausen at the edge of the Black Forest within the Black Mountains. As a young child, Frauke would hear the tormented shreaks of animals being torn apart from the many forest predators. She found the sounds soothing and melifluous, so she took to playing music. At the age of 16, Frauke was hired by the German National Repratory Theatre, where she scored several hyper-realistic plays about suffering, death, and kissing. At 18, Frauke met Frauke and Frauke, and they discovered they had much in common musically and psychologically. So, they formed Frauke. Frauke is largely driven by her blood fetish and is an avid fan of comedy.
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Frauke was found as a baby floating in a reed basket down the river near the lagerhausen. Frauke is not good at remembering things. Frauke is not good at operating simple machines. Frauke is not good at looking at things. Frauke is not good at hearing things. Frauke is not good at telling jokes. Frauke is not good at her instruments. Frauke continues to display a knack for not being good at anything. Frauke is barely tolerated by her bandmates and fans. |
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Frauke was born on the outskirts of the Black Forest at the highest peak of the Black Mountains. As a young girl, she was hired as a bitch at the local lagerhausen. Men threw their stale lagers at her while she was told to sing. Naturally, Frauke parlayed this into a lucrative musical career. Writing for German Public Television children's shows, Frauke won many awards for "What's Wrong With Billy's Pants (The Erection Song)," "Jenny Loves Horses (They Are Dirty Like Her)," and, "Let's Go To Finland (Watch Your Wallet)!" However, Frauke began craving more experimental and poppy music, so she formed Frauke with Frauke and Frauke. Frauke is known among her bandmates as being a hilarious and masterful joke teller. |
